Prime franchise locations still available in the Gamma quadrant!

Contact Carl Proctor at space station Quazon for more information.

The mouth-watering aroma, the crispy golden batter,
the succulent weasel – what could be better?
Get the deep-fried rodent you crave at Weasel-on-a-Stick!^†

Now for a limited time, get twice the weasel for the same low price!

That's two weasels for the price of one! Just say: "Double my Weasel!" when you place your order at participating locations.*

If you've bothered to read this far, then you deserve to know that Weasel-on-a-Stick^®
is actually a fictional fast food franchise invented by Janet Periat for her latest novel, Tastes Like Chicken. The book is a fast-paced Sci-Fi comedy featuring a conspiracy by alien xenophages (people-eaters). Hot alien romance! Death-defying adventures in outer-space! If Weasel-on-a-Stick™ makes you chuckle, then Tastes Like Chicken is the kind of book you won't want to put down – even when you're rolling on the floor laughing your asteroid off!

*Limited time offer, subject to change at any time. No weasels were harmed in the making of this website.
†Weasel-on-a-Stick and "Mmm... That's Good Weasel!" are not trademarks or registered trademarks of any Corporation. The whole thing is fictional. That means we made it up. It does not exist in reality, only in a book, which you should read because it's very entertaining. The logo, however, is copyright 2008 Randy Cleveland. Jingle copyright 2008 Glenn MacPherson, all rights reserved.

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